domingo, 30 de noviembre de 2008

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De nuevo con vosotros. Como es habitual paso de nuevo a recopilar los comentarios más curiosos que han dejado mis lectores así como los que he oído durante esta semana. Esta vez hay alguno realmente gracioso. Los nominados son:

"Que conste que yo no he comentado nada los días de huelga (ni siquiera he entrado) porque llevo sin conectarme a internet desde el jueves..."

"Tal vez sea por mi formación friki pero no se me ocurre mejor forma para aprender a dibujar líneas que recurrir a la escuela oriental."
Yo mismo

"No se puede pedir todo a la vez, tenemos que ir por partes. Primero pedimos el cambio de colores de la web y segundo que Chuchicristo cree una iglesia cristiano-budista-ortodoxa."

"El sistema operativo es una cosa que inventó Bill Gates para poder descargar cosas de internet (el cual también inventó Bill Gates). Además, el sistema operativo se instala con un cd-rom que se copia de los amigos o vecinos, el cual también es un invento de Bill Gates, al igual que el Panda Antivirus-Bacterial-Germs Total Internet Power Care Omni-Protection Pro.

Nota importante: El único sistema operativo que existe es Windows y nada más. Excepto el MS-DOS, pero no es considerado sistema operativo, porque no tiene ventanas, ni flecha, ni fondo de escritorio."

"Software libre de todos los graficos."
Alumno refiriéndose a las distribuciones Linux

"Sofware libre de entornos. gráficos."
Alumno refiriéndose a las distribuciones Linux

"Las clases se las das en un blog oculto que tienes con los mismos colores que este, es por ese el motivo que no aprenden"

"Una distribución de linux es una cosa inutil que se puede meter en los ordenadores. Además se puede ejecutar desde una cosa llamada disquete, el cual tiene un dibujo muy soso de un pingüino llamado Tux.Como está libre de gráficos es muy feo y más atrasado que el maravilloso Windows Vista."

"Y el del gorro rojo, ¿lo pongo también blanco?"
Alumno refiriéndose a Papa Pitufo

"El centímetro se me quedaba pequeño."

"Los DIN A-4 tienen centímetros sueltos."

"¡Has matado a un pitufo!"
Yo mismo

Acabo de realizar una pequeña hipótesis: "la cantidad de comentarios sin sentido por parte de los alumnos es directamente proporcional a la cercanía de los exámenes de diciembre. Veremos que pasa la semana que viene."

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